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The Adventures of George W. Bush

Noelle gets very angry. "I WANT MORE DRUGS DAMN YOU!" I guess she doesn't believe in that Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" crap. Fuming with durgged-out anger, she starts hitting you with a baseball bat. To save your life, the Secret Service comes in and shoots her dead. The ensuing scandal is soon all over the press. You are ruined!
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