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Godly Reader
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n0mn0m
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PG-13: Parents Strongly Cautioned
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"Hey, what about my irresistible features! That's what the ads said..." He pathetically wails after you.
You....
You have 4 choices:
...turn around and leap into his arms.
...ignore him.
...shoot him 37 times in the chest.
…die of guilt.
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