Gladiatorial Battles

You stand in the middle of the room and make loud "hmm" noises, rubbing your nonexistent beard. Everyone here is wearing a cloak...they look like Jedi...you haven't seen a Star Wars movie in years...lightsabers would be helpful here...but they're fake...these thoughts are stupid....You're the stupid one…"Stupid" is "Baka" in Japanese…"Baka" rhymes with "Vodka"…You want pasta…Im-PASTA…Among Us…Video games…Oh no, you broke your streak on Instagram…Social Media is fun…Dur…Your back is itchy…
The people around you start to look at you. What do you do?