Date night with Mort...💋

"Omg same!" mort exclaims passionately. "I could never have kids... well maybe if i met the right person you know i would wanna have a family with them but for now they are annoying to me lolz.... unless i meet tehe right person... lol....." mort makes direct eye contact with you and you shiver.
"Lol yeah.. i totally get that," you respond and finish the last of your salad.
"well it looks like we're both done with our food. How about we get out of this place?" Mort gets out of his seat and sticks his tiny palm out to you. You take his hand and follow him outside of the restaurant leading to his shiny porsche. "This is my pride and joy!" mort says, slapping the trunk of the car. God i wish that was me you think to yourself.
"What do you think?" Mort asks, loooking at you