A Night of Desperate Ladies
"I want you to pee standing up, and I want to see how well you can aim."
"Seriously? I'm not a guy."
"You've got to know how to spread your lips so it comes out straight, right? Just do that, and move around until it goes in. Make sure you don't miss, though."
She sighs, but quickly gets to work spreading her lips and peeing. Its not even close, basically directly below her so you quickly cut her off.
"Stop! Stop! I said in the drain, that wasn't even close."
When you told her to stop she grabbed between her legs and doubled over with the effort. It takes her a moment to stand up straight again, but she is still holding between her legs.
"That went straight down, you're going to need to tilt your pelvis way farther forward. Try again, and if its not close, stop and try again before I totally cut you off."
She turns to the side, and one again spreads her lips wide, this time thrusting her hips forward. She lets out another short burst of pee, which is at least closer, but not there. She one again bends forward with the effort of stopping. After another adjustment she tilts further forward and tries again, this time closer. However, instead of stopping, she shuffles forward awkwardly, her stream swinging back and forth, until she is finally peeing in the drain. Finally able to actually release, she moans loudly, almost like she is having an orgasm.
It dwindles quickly, though, causing her to have to scoot forward again, until she is so far forward that she is just peeing on the faucet for the tub. When she finally is done, she sighs loudly and turns to you.
What now?
"Seriously? I'm not a guy."
"You've got to know how to spread your lips so it comes out straight, right? Just do that, and move around until it goes in. Make sure you don't miss, though."
She sighs, but quickly gets to work spreading her lips and peeing. Its not even close, basically directly below her so you quickly cut her off.
"Stop! Stop! I said in the drain, that wasn't even close."
When you told her to stop she grabbed between her legs and doubled over with the effort. It takes her a moment to stand up straight again, but she is still holding between her legs.
"That went straight down, you're going to need to tilt your pelvis way farther forward. Try again, and if its not close, stop and try again before I totally cut you off."
She turns to the side, and one again spreads her lips wide, this time thrusting her hips forward. She lets out another short burst of pee, which is at least closer, but not there. She one again bends forward with the effort of stopping. After another adjustment she tilts further forward and tries again, this time closer. However, instead of stopping, she shuffles forward awkwardly, her stream swinging back and forth, until she is finally peeing in the drain. Finally able to actually release, she moans loudly, almost like she is having an orgasm.
It dwindles quickly, though, causing her to have to scoot forward again, until she is so far forward that she is just peeing on the faucet for the tub. When she finally is done, she sighs loudly and turns to you.
What now?