The Adventures of Greene Shmokalotte

As quietly as possible you sneak into the kitchen and open the fridge. Its bursting with food... 3 gallons of milk catch your eye... well not the actual milk but the 3x3 post it note stuck to each and every jug enscribed with the following bold letters; "DO NOT TOUCH" "ENG'S" Eng. As the name rings off your mind's tongue you are instantly filled with a passionate hatred. As you reach for the closest milk jug you mumble to yourself "bitch" You pop the lid off and begin to chug straight off the bottle. As you take a break to regain your breath you think of how extraordinarily good the milk tastes... Ineptly you use your fingernail to carve a new line. BOOM! The loud explosion shakes the house and causes you to drop the milk, you watch as it pours out faster then you ever thought possible forming a quite large puddle.