Uncle Slappy's Quest for Monkey

Something inside you tells you that laying here and letting this ugly, nasty beast have its way would not be the most pleasant way to die, especially if you end up being a ghost like in those old stories and have to relive this over and over, being sodomized by an albino gorilla repeatedly throughout eternity without so much as flowers and a kiss on the cheek....

The loss of blood and pain, however, make decision-making difficult. As the snarling, razor-toothed, yellow-eyed monster stares down, you decide...