Mr. Wiggles Big Adventures (Not a Childrens Story)
You tell Mr. Wiggles that you would like to play a little roulette. He says okay and sends you to trade the cash over for chips. You do so and return a little while later to find Mr. Wiggles holding two drinks. He hands one to you.
"Isn't it great?" He says, "Drinks are free in this Casino!"
"That's great." You say as you accept the drink and take a sip. It is hot. You think there might be alcohol in there. Mr. Wiggles is a bad influence on you.
"Did you get the chips, kid?" He asks as you walk over to the roulette table.
You give him the chips and he puts all of them on 00. You don't think this is such a wise move considering the odds but as you are about to protest, the wheel starts to spin and the operator declares that all bets are final. The wheel spins for a short while and lands on the 00's. How does this bear do it?
He collects his pile of chips gleefully. "This is fun, uha uha uha!" He takes down his drink and nearly spits it out when an attractive woman walks by shaking her ass.
"I'm going to go talk to that girl." He says as he gets off of his stool and starts to amble over to her.
"But Mr. Wiggles, I think that is a prostitute." You tell the chubby lil bear. But he doesn't hear you.
"Isn't it great?" He says, "Drinks are free in this Casino!"
"That's great." You say as you accept the drink and take a sip. It is hot. You think there might be alcohol in there. Mr. Wiggles is a bad influence on you.
"Did you get the chips, kid?" He asks as you walk over to the roulette table.
You give him the chips and he puts all of them on 00. You don't think this is such a wise move considering the odds but as you are about to protest, the wheel starts to spin and the operator declares that all bets are final. The wheel spins for a short while and lands on the 00's. How does this bear do it?
He collects his pile of chips gleefully. "This is fun, uha uha uha!" He takes down his drink and nearly spits it out when an attractive woman walks by shaking her ass.
"I'm going to go talk to that girl." He says as he gets off of his stool and starts to amble over to her.
"But Mr. Wiggles, I think that is a prostitute." You tell the chubby lil bear. But he doesn't hear you.