The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You, Horgus, and Bilford head for the center of town. Along the way, Bilford continues yelling, "Everyone! Gather around! I am going to kill Crud! This person's name is Crud and soon he will be in the ground! Where the dirt lives!"
People gather around to witness the spectacle. You and Bilford stand at twenty paces from each other. The sun rests high in the sky. Your blood is pumping but you feel confident.
It's time to duel Bilford, and solidify yourself as champion of the west.
People gather around to witness the spectacle. You and Bilford stand at twenty paces from each other. The sun rests high in the sky. Your blood is pumping but you feel confident.
It's time to duel Bilford, and solidify yourself as champion of the west.