The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
The Scooz nods. "That's right, muchacho. The Scooz welcomes you to this most precarious place, and would like to propose an offer to you. The Scooz has what the desert people call, 'magic mushrooms.' If you want to connect with your horse here on a deeper, more spiritual level, The Scooz suggests you both take some. This is The Scooz's offering."