The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
Before you can aim Santa Fe, your horse, Horgus, takes it from you. Mr. New Mexico's eyes narrow. "So this is how it's going to be, ain't it? That's fine. I have no qualms about killing this here horse."
Horgus and Mr. New Mexico take ten paces in the opposite direction before turning to face each other. You watch as Horgus swiftly unloads the entire chamber into Mr. New Mexico's abdomen. He collapses to the ground, in awe of Horgus. "That's one mighty steed you got there, partner." He says, before passing away.
You look at Horgus, who is now smoking a cigar.
Horgus and Mr. New Mexico take ten paces in the opposite direction before turning to face each other. You watch as Horgus swiftly unloads the entire chamber into Mr. New Mexico's abdomen. He collapses to the ground, in awe of Horgus. "That's one mighty steed you got there, partner." He says, before passing away.
You look at Horgus, who is now smoking a cigar.