idk

you dont care at this point. that stupid video is probably all over the web by now. drying urself off u comb your hair, put on some makeup as not to be recognized and coat your now clean self in gold glitter. then u head down.
there u see tissue council dude!
"hello, how may i be of ur assistance" u say in your best british accent.
in response he dumps water all over you, leaving you shivering and without disguise oof
"lmao u seriously expect me to believe that" he says "what the heck were u doing? making a tiktok vid of you moonwalking in the shower? eating a tissue?"
no but i should do that" u say.
"do what?"