idk
oh wow she says. then we gotta switch places.
she takes off her clothes and hands them to you. they're soaked, poop covered, spit covered, tearstained, fraying, smelly and encrusted with vomit. you start laughing. luckily the teacher still has clothes underneath so shes not naked. u however are.. well, gross :<
so u start acting like her. "Oh-Em-Gee!" u shriek. "my hairrrrrrr"
she blushes beet red and slaps u in the face.
you topple over and land butt first on the principal. poor guy.
as all the cameras are on you, you poop in his face.
oof.
he screams and yet again, student council leader is there with the wipes. however in a last ditch attempt to convince everyone you're drunk you snatch the wipes and do the moonwalk while humming pink fluffy unicorns around the room.
it works.
at this moment the principal, angry, sputtering dude, snatches his phone, grabs a stray wipe, cleans it and dials 9-1-1.
he sets the phone on speaker.
oh dang it u think.
"your issue?" a calm voice asks
he takes a deep breath. ohh boy- "IVE GOT A NAKED POOPING SEVENTH GRADER HERE DOING THE MOONWALK WHILE BEING RECORDED ON CAMERA. HER POOP SET OFF THE SPRINKLERS AND KNOCKED AT LEAST SIX KIDS OUT!!!! WE NEED UR HELPPPP" he takes another breath "she assaulted me, the superintendent, pooped and vomited in my face and is currently humming PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS OF ALL THINGS!! pink. fluffy. unicorns!!" he waits a beat for suspense, then screeches, "HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!"
the line goes dead.
"oof in ya face brah" you tease the dude.
then you send a wipe flying into his nostril.
he blacks out almost immediately, and the nurse, who has been watching with eerie fascination, snaps to attention. she gets ready to extract the wipe from his nose.
"im not paid enough for this.." she mutters
she takes off her clothes and hands them to you. they're soaked, poop covered, spit covered, tearstained, fraying, smelly and encrusted with vomit. you start laughing. luckily the teacher still has clothes underneath so shes not naked. u however are.. well, gross :<
so u start acting like her. "Oh-Em-Gee!" u shriek. "my hairrrrrrr"
she blushes beet red and slaps u in the face.
you topple over and land butt first on the principal. poor guy.
as all the cameras are on you, you poop in his face.
oof.
he screams and yet again, student council leader is there with the wipes. however in a last ditch attempt to convince everyone you're drunk you snatch the wipes and do the moonwalk while humming pink fluffy unicorns around the room.
it works.
at this moment the principal, angry, sputtering dude, snatches his phone, grabs a stray wipe, cleans it and dials 9-1-1.
he sets the phone on speaker.
oh dang it u think.
"your issue?" a calm voice asks
he takes a deep breath. ohh boy- "IVE GOT A NAKED POOPING SEVENTH GRADER HERE DOING THE MOONWALK WHILE BEING RECORDED ON CAMERA. HER POOP SET OFF THE SPRINKLERS AND KNOCKED AT LEAST SIX KIDS OUT!!!! WE NEED UR HELPPPP" he takes another breath "she assaulted me, the superintendent, pooped and vomited in my face and is currently humming PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS OF ALL THINGS!! pink. fluffy. unicorns!!" he waits a beat for suspense, then screeches, "HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!"
the line goes dead.
"oof in ya face brah" you tease the dude.
then you send a wipe flying into his nostril.
he blacks out almost immediately, and the nurse, who has been watching with eerie fascination, snaps to attention. she gets ready to extract the wipe from his nose.
"im not paid enough for this.." she mutters