idk

"honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy wheeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeee are myyyyyyy paaaaaaaaaaantttttttssssss?!" you say in what you hope is a convincing drunk voice. then you try to swagger but end up faceplanting in the floor. awesome. now they think ur drunk. the superintendent face contorts in confusion, then anger, than annoyance. she smiles. "ill show you where ur pants are! you just need to answer a simple question"

guys dont worry its not inappropriate or whatever