Los Chimpos Ride Again

You make your way down the street, staggering slightly due to no having eaten since yesterday, and lean on the wall.
You have to cut down on the drinking, you really do, you think to yourself.
Then you burp, brea wind, and look down.

"Alright mate," a small creature says, giving you a wink. "You're a bit of a cunt, ain't ya?"

It seems to be an octopus...