The Adventures of Atticus King

You've seen a lot of spy movies, so you think you've got this covered. You jog to the dollar store to buy a fake mustache and blond hair dye. After lunch, you dye your curly black hair and gaze into the mirror, horrified. That stupid cheap stuff dyed your hair orange! Not blond - but a Ronald McDonald orange!

You pinch the bridge of your nose, disgusted with yourself. You knew better than to buy anything worth while from the dollar store! With an exasperated sigh, you dye your dark eyebrows pumpkin orange.


you inspect your reflection. impeccable, no one will identify you.