Bernadette's Awkward Situation!

Bernadette still wouldn't budge and said, "It's official,I'm going to be stuck here forever."
" Bernie,I definitely saw you budge,let's try one more time," said Howard as everyone pulled,tugged and heaved with all their strength again as the dog then grabbed onto the hem of Amy's skirt to help pull as a POP sound was suddenly heard.
The young woman finally came flying out of the tree trunk,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap of the grass as everyone looked on.

"Thank goodness for that,I've never been so happy to see my lower half," said Bernadette as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging everyone else including the dog,who licked her face before thanking everyone for rescuing her.
She then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover up the hole in her dress and tights as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.
End Of Story