Bernadette's Awkward Situation!

The young woman suddenly came flying out of the tree trunk with a POP sound,sending her and her husband tumbling backwards into a heap of the grass.
"Thank goodness for that,I'm finally free," said Bernadette as she then realised that she had landed on top of Howard before helping him back to his feet before hugging and kissing him before thanking him for rescuing her.
"It was no problem Bernie,I love your new underwear,it describes your backside perfectly," said the young man.
His wife then remembered that her underwater was showing and quickly used her denim jacket to cover up the hole in her skirt and tights as the two began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they went home to have some fun.
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