The Mystery
You and Lincoln were having a lot of fun, when you had to use the restroom. Suddenly, a lurch. you run to Abraham. You see someone about to push him off the ship! JOHN WILKES BOOTH!!! I run and push him off. As he falls, he shoots at Lincoln and misses. He, just then, falls. I catch him. He says softly, "Todd Schizlerr Maxwell, the strongest, and wisest person you can meet, is you.", and softly, gently, he dies.