A Very Pyoko Adventure

"You wish to get laid?" says the genie.

"Yes! More than anything!" you reply.

"Very well! I give you... laid!"

The genie raises his arms, and with a great sparkling flourish, he ties a great number of large wooden boxes to your back.

"What the fuck?" you inquire.

"You are now laden! With bananas, to be precise."

"You're such a fucking dickhead, genie."

"Be careful what you wish for," he replies. The genie disappears.

The boxes snap your spine and you die.