A Very Pyoko Adventure

You sit down and ponder what the word "vicissitudes" means.

Amazingly, a dictionary appears before you.

Main Entry: vi·cis·si·tude
Pronunciation: v&-'si-s&-"tüd, vI-, -"tyüd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French, from Latin vicissitudo, from vicissim in turn, from vicis change, alternation -- more at WEEK
1 a : the quality or state of being changeable : MUTABILITY b : natural change or mutation visible in nature or in human affairs
2 a : a favorable or unfavorable event or situation that occurs by chance : a fluctuation of state or condition b : a difficulty or hardship attendant on a way of life, a career, or a course of action and usually beyond one's control c : alternating change : SUCCESSION

Oh. There you go.

The definition stabs you in the eyes. You die.
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