A Very Pyoko Adventure

You stop, drop to the floor, and roll in the puddle of gasoline.

God damn, boy. How did you even make it THIS far in the dungeon?

I'm not going to just let you burn to death. A fleet of starships arrive and blow your fucking head up with lasers and shit. And then they bring you back to life and rape you in the ass for a few years.

And then they take your soul and put it in the robot and force the robot to punch itself in the face for all eternity and for robots it hurts twice as much because robots are very smart.

AND THEN YOU GET LYNCHED BY THOSE ANTI-ROBOT HICKS FROM A.I.

AND THEN YOU GET LYNCHED BY EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT A.I. WAS A SHITTY MOVIE

WHICH IS EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING PLANET

SO FUCK YOU
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