Soul Eater: The Meister Witch and the Weapon?
The time has come...The Battle between Serana and Draugr vs. Black 🌟 Star and Tsubaki was about to commence, right where it all started in the front of the school
Black 🌟 Star: Haha! The time has come! I can't wait to beat you both...And with Tsubaki on my side, nothing can stop us! Ready Tsubaki?!
Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: Oh! Uuuh...Yeah!...Right…
Serana Balaur: I guess this is it, huh Draugr?!
Draugr Askr: This fight was coming sooner or later...I'm ready!
SB: Me too!
B🌟S: Tsubaki! Chain Scythe mode!
TN: Right![Tsubaki transforms into her Chain Scythe mode]
SB: What a beautiful weapon form...Draugr...Hooked halberd!
DA: Got it![He transforms into a halberd with a wide, slanted axe blade, an arm length hook almost resembling a scythe, and a long, pointy and sharp pike-like spearhead, followed by a weighted and ringed bludgeoning weapon, on the other end of the 7ft, wooden aesthetic shaft]
B🌟S: Huh! Well isn't someone overcompensating…
Everyone: Ooooo…
DA:(Serana...Do me a favor and don't hold back against this kid…)
SB:[Twirling Draugr around in a blur of motion](Wouldn't even dream of it…)
B🌟S:[Charging at Serana with Tsubaki at the ready]*Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!*
*Clink!*
*Thwack!*
[After clashing, Serana hit Black 🌟 Star with the weighted end in quick succession, sending the Assassin-Meister back]
B🌟S:[Rolling to his feet] Well well...Aren't you fast…
SB:[Holding Draugr in a ready position] Well...I did smash your record at the Obstacle Course…
B🌟S:[Upset] WHAT!?! By how much?!
SB: Over a minute...Honestly, seeing you move now is making me question if you really are an Assassin-Meister...My cousin can move faster than that...And she's in her nineties…
Mira Naigus:[To Sid] Who's her cousin?!
Captain Sid Barrett: I kid you not, the Queen of England…
MN:[Shocked] QUEEN ELIZABETH IS HER COUSIN!?!
Lord Death: Well I'll be! Didn't know that about her…
Cap SB: Lord Death! What are you doing out here!?
Spirit Albarn: We're here to see what the girl will do…[Shouting] COME ON BLACK 🌟 STAR!!! SHOW THOSE TWO WHO'S THE BETTER FIGHTER!!!
Cap SB&MN:[To Death] What's his deal?
LD: Funny you should ask! That Draugr boy used his eye to get into Spirit's head when they fought...Claiming to be Maka's boyfriend...Boy was he pissed!
SA:[Shouting] TAKE THAT PUNKS EYE AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP HIS A-
LD: Death Chop!
*CRACK!*
[Spirit was sent down to the floor, bleeding from his head]
Watch your language, Spirit! This is an academy, not a sports stadium…
[After constantly clashing with each other, Black 🌟 Star knew that he had to change things up]
B🌟S: You're good, I'll give you that...For a princess…
SB: Everytime you call me "Princess" I'll hit you with my own hands and feet!
B🌟S:[Mocking] Ooo! I'm SO scared...The big, bad princess is gonna hurt me!
SB:[Growls] That's IT! This time I'll make sure you go into a coma![She charges at the Assassin]
SA: HA ha! She's running right into their trap!
B🌟S: Hehehe...Trap🌟Star!
[Serana was standing smack dab in the middle of the chain pentagram, which then closed in on her and Draugr]
DA:(Serana! Pole vault maneuver!)
SB:(Got it!)
*FWOOSH!* *CHINK!*
[Draugr emitted a mysterious mist, acting like a smoke screen as the chains closed in]
B🌟S: NOW!
[Black 🌟 Star sent his Soul wavelength through Tsubaki's chains with intent to do harm]
Gotcha!
TN:(Black 🌟 Star...Something is wrong...They're not there!...[Distorting] Something is happening…)
B🌟S: Tsubaki...You're getting colder...And my wavelength attack is...Weakening…?
TN:([Distorted] Cold...So cold…*Shivers*...Why am I so cold!?)
B🌟S: Where the heck are those-
*STAKE!*
WHOA!!!
[Draugr landed right in front of Black 🌟 Star, staked to the ground, startling Black 🌟 Star so much that he drops Tsubaki's chain scythe form]
Here's pole punk...But where's…
*BAM!*
[Turning his head back] Princess?!
*STRETCH!*
[In pain] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAUGH!!!
SE: Holy cow! Atomic wedgie!
MA: Are those...Stars...On his underwear?
Ox Ford: Looks like…
Havar D. Eclair: I'm both afraid of, and aroused by her…
Kilik Rung: You're not the only one…
Fire:[Nods in agreement]
MA:[Sarcastic] Real classy guys…
Thunder:[Nods in disapproval]
SB:[After slamming Black 🌟 Star into Draugr] Draugr! Torturer's Stake Mode!
DA:(With pleasure…)
[Draugr transforms from his Hooked Halberd Mode to his Torturer's Stake Mode, which appears like a much thicker wooden shaft, more like a thick post]
*SNAP!*
B🌟S:[In pain] OW! That hurt! *Whauh!*
SB:[Lifting Black 🌟 Star up by his collar] Oh, when I'm done with you, you'll understand what true pain feels like…[She pushes Black 🌟 Star up against Draugr, whom which bound him with root-like tendrils]
*BAM!*
B🌟S:[Coughing in pain] Death almighty, that hurt!
*BAM!*
*SNAP!*
[Groaning] Those were ribs…
*BAM!*
[Relching up spit and bile] You owe me dinner, Princess…
*BAM!*
[Vomiting blood] Was it something I said?!
*BAM!!!*
[Coughing and vomiting violently]
DA:[Biting back pain](Alright Serana...I don't think I can handle much more)
SB:(Sure thing, Draugr…)
TN:[Back in her human form. Emerging from the mist. Shivering] Black 🌟 Star! Are you alright?!
SB: Why don't you get back to Tsubaki, Black 🌟 Star...It looks like she misses you…
[Serana yanks Black 🌟 Star from Draugr and hurls him towards Tsubaki, causing them to tumble all the way into the center skull of the front of the academy]
[Removing Draugr from the ground] Draugr! Pulverizing Poleaxe Mode!
DA:(Got it!)
[Draugr transforms into a Poleaxe, A.K.A. a battleaxe, with a broad axe blade face and a hammering head on the other end]
B🌟S: Tsubaki...Isn't it weird that he keeps transforming like that?...Tsubaki?...Why are you squeezing me like this!?
TN:[Rubbing Black 🌟 Star in her clutch] Because...Whatever that mist was chilled me to the bone...And you're so warm…
B🌟S: The sun's still out! Get warmed up by it!
TN:[Getting up] Good point![Tsubaki twirled slowly in the sun's rays, being warmed up in its radiance. Relieved of the cold]*Ahhh*...Thank you Mr. Sun!
[The sun winks at Tsubaki]
B🌟S: TSUBAKI! FOCUS!...We need a way to beat them!
TN: Well...Draugr did skip out on Weapons Solo Training…
B🌟S: Really?! Now that you mentioned it, so did Serana…
TN: Maybe we should separate them?! Divide and conquer!?
B🌟S: Yeah...We'll give 'em a little one-on-one training…[Aloud] HEY! YOU TWO! Since you've both skipped out on Weapon and Meister training, me and Tsubaki will gladly give you both a hands on training session…
SB: Oh, really?!
*SLASH!*
*CRACK!* *CRACK!* *CRACK!
[Serana embedded Draugr into the ground, causing a large fissure all the way between Black 🌟 Star and Tsubaki]
Well then...We accept…
*THROW!*
*CLANK!*
[Serana threw Draugr in the middle of the half that Tsubaki stood on]
DA:[Transforming back to his human form] I'm ready when you are...Tsubaki Nakatsukasa…
TN: Oh, I'm ready!...Draugr Ash…
Everyone:[Murmuring]
DA: That's not my last name…
TN: Oh! Right...Asher…
DA: Nope…
B🌟S: Tsubaki! Ask!
TN: Why would I ask?! I'll just embarrass myself!
B🌟S: No Tsubaki! Ask! His last name is Ask!
TN: Really!?[To Draugr] Your last name is Ask?
DA:[Frustrated] NO! ASKR!
TN:[Misunderstanding] Ask her? Who?! Serana?
B🌟S: Seriously!? What kind of idiot doesn't know what their own last name is?!
SB: Oh my lord...You idiots! His last name is Askr! A-S-K-R!
TN: Really?! That's your last name?! That's pretty odd for a last name…
B🌟S: What kind of last name is Askr anyways?!
DA: What kind of name is Nakatsukasa?! Or Star!? My last name is Nordic! So are we going to fight or what?!
B🌟S&TN: Okay…
[Tsubaki approaches Draugr in their designated battle ground, as did Serana and Black 🌟 Star into theirs]
SB:[To Black 🌟 Star] Tell you what, Black 🌟 Star...I'll let you get 7 free hits on me...To make things even…
B🌟S: What do you mean, "even"?!
SB: Well...There was that sneak attack that Draugr knocked you out with, then that sucker punch that I KO'd you with...Sorry by the way...And the five blows that I gave you earlier…
B🌟S: That's 6 more hits than I need…
DA:[To Tsubaki] Earlier, you said that you were ready...But are you really?!
TN: O-Of course I am! Are you?!
DA: I'm always ready...
« Go Back Black 🌟 Star: Haha! The time has come! I can't wait to beat you both...And with Tsubaki on my side, nothing can stop us! Ready Tsubaki?!
Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: Oh! Uuuh...Yeah!...Right…
Serana Balaur: I guess this is it, huh Draugr?!
Draugr Askr: This fight was coming sooner or later...I'm ready!
SB: Me too!
B🌟S: Tsubaki! Chain Scythe mode!
TN: Right![Tsubaki transforms into her Chain Scythe mode]
SB: What a beautiful weapon form...Draugr...Hooked halberd!
DA: Got it![He transforms into a halberd with a wide, slanted axe blade, an arm length hook almost resembling a scythe, and a long, pointy and sharp pike-like spearhead, followed by a weighted and ringed bludgeoning weapon, on the other end of the 7ft, wooden aesthetic shaft]
B🌟S: Huh! Well isn't someone overcompensating…
Everyone: Ooooo…
DA:(Serana...Do me a favor and don't hold back against this kid…)
SB:[Twirling Draugr around in a blur of motion](Wouldn't even dream of it…)
B🌟S:[Charging at Serana with Tsubaki at the ready]*Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!*
*Clink!*
*Thwack!*
[After clashing, Serana hit Black 🌟 Star with the weighted end in quick succession, sending the Assassin-Meister back]
B🌟S:[Rolling to his feet] Well well...Aren't you fast…
SB:[Holding Draugr in a ready position] Well...I did smash your record at the Obstacle Course…
B🌟S:[Upset] WHAT!?! By how much?!
SB: Over a minute...Honestly, seeing you move now is making me question if you really are an Assassin-Meister...My cousin can move faster than that...And she's in her nineties…
Mira Naigus:[To Sid] Who's her cousin?!
Captain Sid Barrett: I kid you not, the Queen of England…
MN:[Shocked] QUEEN ELIZABETH IS HER COUSIN!?!
Lord Death: Well I'll be! Didn't know that about her…
Cap SB: Lord Death! What are you doing out here!?
Spirit Albarn: We're here to see what the girl will do…[Shouting] COME ON BLACK 🌟 STAR!!! SHOW THOSE TWO WHO'S THE BETTER FIGHTER!!!
Cap SB&MN:[To Death] What's his deal?
LD: Funny you should ask! That Draugr boy used his eye to get into Spirit's head when they fought...Claiming to be Maka's boyfriend...Boy was he pissed!
SA:[Shouting] TAKE THAT PUNKS EYE AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP HIS A-
LD: Death Chop!
*CRACK!*
[Spirit was sent down to the floor, bleeding from his head]
Watch your language, Spirit! This is an academy, not a sports stadium…
[After constantly clashing with each other, Black 🌟 Star knew that he had to change things up]
B🌟S: You're good, I'll give you that...For a princess…
SB: Everytime you call me "Princess" I'll hit you with my own hands and feet!
B🌟S:[Mocking] Ooo! I'm SO scared...The big, bad princess is gonna hurt me!
SB:[Growls] That's IT! This time I'll make sure you go into a coma![She charges at the Assassin]
SA: HA ha! She's running right into their trap!
B🌟S: Hehehe...Trap🌟Star!
[Serana was standing smack dab in the middle of the chain pentagram, which then closed in on her and Draugr]
DA:(Serana! Pole vault maneuver!)
SB:(Got it!)
*FWOOSH!* *CHINK!*
[Draugr emitted a mysterious mist, acting like a smoke screen as the chains closed in]
B🌟S: NOW!
[Black 🌟 Star sent his Soul wavelength through Tsubaki's chains with intent to do harm]
Gotcha!
TN:(Black 🌟 Star...Something is wrong...They're not there!...[Distorting] Something is happening…)
B🌟S: Tsubaki...You're getting colder...And my wavelength attack is...Weakening…?
TN:([Distorted] Cold...So cold…*Shivers*...Why am I so cold!?)
B🌟S: Where the heck are those-
*STAKE!*
WHOA!!!
[Draugr landed right in front of Black 🌟 Star, staked to the ground, startling Black 🌟 Star so much that he drops Tsubaki's chain scythe form]
Here's pole punk...But where's…
*BAM!*
[Turning his head back] Princess?!
*STRETCH!*
[In pain] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAUGH!!!
SE: Holy cow! Atomic wedgie!
MA: Are those...Stars...On his underwear?
Ox Ford: Looks like…
Havar D. Eclair: I'm both afraid of, and aroused by her…
Kilik Rung: You're not the only one…
Fire:[Nods in agreement]
MA:[Sarcastic] Real classy guys…
Thunder:[Nods in disapproval]
SB:[After slamming Black 🌟 Star into Draugr] Draugr! Torturer's Stake Mode!
DA:(With pleasure…)
[Draugr transforms from his Hooked Halberd Mode to his Torturer's Stake Mode, which appears like a much thicker wooden shaft, more like a thick post]
*SNAP!*
B🌟S:[In pain] OW! That hurt! *Whauh!*
SB:[Lifting Black 🌟 Star up by his collar] Oh, when I'm done with you, you'll understand what true pain feels like…[She pushes Black 🌟 Star up against Draugr, whom which bound him with root-like tendrils]
*BAM!*
B🌟S:[Coughing in pain] Death almighty, that hurt!
*BAM!*
*SNAP!*
[Groaning] Those were ribs…
*BAM!*
[Relching up spit and bile] You owe me dinner, Princess…
*BAM!*
[Vomiting blood] Was it something I said?!
*BAM!!!*
[Coughing and vomiting violently]
DA:[Biting back pain](Alright Serana...I don't think I can handle much more)
SB:(Sure thing, Draugr…)
TN:[Back in her human form. Emerging from the mist. Shivering] Black 🌟 Star! Are you alright?!
SB: Why don't you get back to Tsubaki, Black 🌟 Star...It looks like she misses you…
[Serana yanks Black 🌟 Star from Draugr and hurls him towards Tsubaki, causing them to tumble all the way into the center skull of the front of the academy]
[Removing Draugr from the ground] Draugr! Pulverizing Poleaxe Mode!
DA:(Got it!)
[Draugr transforms into a Poleaxe, A.K.A. a battleaxe, with a broad axe blade face and a hammering head on the other end]
B🌟S: Tsubaki...Isn't it weird that he keeps transforming like that?...Tsubaki?...Why are you squeezing me like this!?
TN:[Rubbing Black 🌟 Star in her clutch] Because...Whatever that mist was chilled me to the bone...And you're so warm…
B🌟S: The sun's still out! Get warmed up by it!
TN:[Getting up] Good point![Tsubaki twirled slowly in the sun's rays, being warmed up in its radiance. Relieved of the cold]*Ahhh*...Thank you Mr. Sun!
[The sun winks at Tsubaki]
B🌟S: TSUBAKI! FOCUS!...We need a way to beat them!
TN: Well...Draugr did skip out on Weapons Solo Training…
B🌟S: Really?! Now that you mentioned it, so did Serana…
TN: Maybe we should separate them?! Divide and conquer!?
B🌟S: Yeah...We'll give 'em a little one-on-one training…[Aloud] HEY! YOU TWO! Since you've both skipped out on Weapon and Meister training, me and Tsubaki will gladly give you both a hands on training session…
SB: Oh, really?!
*SLASH!*
*CRACK!* *CRACK!* *CRACK!
[Serana embedded Draugr into the ground, causing a large fissure all the way between Black 🌟 Star and Tsubaki]
Well then...We accept…
*THROW!*
*CLANK!*
[Serana threw Draugr in the middle of the half that Tsubaki stood on]
DA:[Transforming back to his human form] I'm ready when you are...Tsubaki Nakatsukasa…
TN: Oh, I'm ready!...Draugr Ash…
Everyone:[Murmuring]
DA: That's not my last name…
TN: Oh! Right...Asher…
DA: Nope…
B🌟S: Tsubaki! Ask!
TN: Why would I ask?! I'll just embarrass myself!
B🌟S: No Tsubaki! Ask! His last name is Ask!
TN: Really!?[To Draugr] Your last name is Ask?
DA:[Frustrated] NO! ASKR!
TN:[Misunderstanding] Ask her? Who?! Serana?
B🌟S: Seriously!? What kind of idiot doesn't know what their own last name is?!
SB: Oh my lord...You idiots! His last name is Askr! A-S-K-R!
TN: Really?! That's your last name?! That's pretty odd for a last name…
B🌟S: What kind of last name is Askr anyways?!
DA: What kind of name is Nakatsukasa?! Or Star!? My last name is Nordic! So are we going to fight or what?!
B🌟S&TN: Okay…
[Tsubaki approaches Draugr in their designated battle ground, as did Serana and Black 🌟 Star into theirs]
SB:[To Black 🌟 Star] Tell you what, Black 🌟 Star...I'll let you get 7 free hits on me...To make things even…
B🌟S: What do you mean, "even"?!
SB: Well...There was that sneak attack that Draugr knocked you out with, then that sucker punch that I KO'd you with...Sorry by the way...And the five blows that I gave you earlier…
B🌟S: That's 6 more hits than I need…
DA:[To Tsubaki] Earlier, you said that you were ready...But are you really?!
TN: O-Of course I am! Are you?!
DA: I'm always ready...