A Very Pyoko Adventure

As your Clark Bar slides in and out of the grue's orifice, you look deeply into its eyes, ready to confess your innermost feelings.

"Grue... I... I want to give my Clark Bar to other grues..."

The grue suddenly freezes. It stares at you with wide eyes, with looks of sadness, betrayal, and mostly anger. With its deepest, purest rage, it chomps down on your Clark Bar, breaking it in half.

Tears start to run down your face as you realize that the Clark Bar will never be enjoyed by anyone again. It's chocolatey, peanutty taste is lost to the world forever. You almost don't notice that the grue is eating you whole.

You are dead.
End Of Story