The Middle Mary Sue
You cast down your bow and pull out your knives, twirling them theatrically. You move to a spot underneath one of the giant spiders, and stab upwards.
That's when you realise: you are too short.
You cannot reach the spiders.
You drop your knives and dive back to your bow, but before you can reach it you feel a heavy weight on your back as the spider leaps down on you. The last thing you feel is a stabbing pain in the back of your neck as the spider injects its deadly venom, and then...
Nothing...
THE END
(Shoulda been an ent)
That's when you realise: you are too short.
You cannot reach the spiders.
You drop your knives and dive back to your bow, but before you can reach it you feel a heavy weight on your back as the spider leaps down on you. The last thing you feel is a stabbing pain in the back of your neck as the spider injects its deadly venom, and then...
Nothing...
THE END
(Shoulda been an ent)
