Phoenix Whip

Even gazing to a painted wall drying in slow motion is more entertaining to see than your training routine. The fact that the inhabitants of your planet have an accelerated childhood does not comfort you after two weeks of baby lame gymnastics performances.

But once you realize with pride that you are the only baby in the immense room able to sit and move your hands in coordination; You can't help outlining a grimace of pride, or the closest thing a baby can do to a smirk.