The Rise and Fall of the Yurt Dwellers of Nohunteria

Lt. Col Posey makes the noble sacrifice and decides to go off into the godless realm of popeyes with the intention of eating all of their disgusting chemical fried chicken thus disarming them. While a worthy goal, she is only human and quickly succumbs to the vile tasting buzzard. She is however long remembered by the Yurteys for her brave deeds and noble sacrafice.