The Rise and Fall of the Yurt Dwellers of Nohunteria

Colonel Posey Parker calls up his posse on his pimpin' purple cell phone. He says yo, mah fugga blub glub i need some homies to help start this new civilization on the real, you guys down wit dat?
So Posey's posse comes over to help him start this new civilization. Posey says "first of all guys, we need a name for this river here beside us whilst we sit on this grassy knoll."
One of the posse memebers, named Tron, is like, "Hey, idiot, how about we just name it river, its not like there are a lot more of them around here."
Boy, was Tron ever wrong...DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!
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