Blind Date
You rack the balls and Sara walks around the front and shoots.
Sara quickly beats you and you order a shot. Sara opens your shirt and has you lay flat on your back. A small crowd gathers to watch. She tilts your hips upwards (awesome!) and pours the shot onto your stomach, it runs down your chest where she slurps it from your skin!
You enjoy the wet sensation of her lips on your skin, when suddenly her eyes go wide and she begins to choke! You feel a pull at your throat and realize that she has just slurped up your gold chain!
Unsure what to do, you push at her face but the chain is lodged in her throat and holds her to you! The crowd realizes what has happened and begins pulling at her as you push. Finally, with a wet plopping sound, the chain comes out of her throat and she falls back panting.
The date ends with you taking her to the hospital and her spending the night with serious abrasions to her inner throat.
Why did you wear a stupid chain on your date anyway? Did you ever see Mr. T getting lucky with the ladies?
THE END
Sara quickly beats you and you order a shot. Sara opens your shirt and has you lay flat on your back. A small crowd gathers to watch. She tilts your hips upwards (awesome!) and pours the shot onto your stomach, it runs down your chest where she slurps it from your skin!
You enjoy the wet sensation of her lips on your skin, when suddenly her eyes go wide and she begins to choke! You feel a pull at your throat and realize that she has just slurped up your gold chain!
Unsure what to do, you push at her face but the chain is lodged in her throat and holds her to you! The crowd realizes what has happened and begins pulling at her as you push. Finally, with a wet plopping sound, the chain comes out of her throat and she falls back panting.
The date ends with you taking her to the hospital and her spending the night with serious abrasions to her inner throat.
Why did you wear a stupid chain on your date anyway? Did you ever see Mr. T getting lucky with the ladies?
THE END
