Blind Date

You turn your back on Sara and begin to dance with the woman with big breasts. She seductively dances with you and places her hands on your shoulders. You feel her purse digging into your stomach, but you don't mind as her happy-fun-bags are pressed against you.

Sara hmmpfs! in indignation and leaves the bar. Too bad for her! The woman with the large rack takes your hands and turns her back to you, wrapping herself in your arms!

She presses her body against you and writhes to the music. You wrap your arms around her and feel her wonderful assets.

When the song ends she turns in your arms and you feel her purse digging into your stomach again. She says to you in a deep voice, "Let's go back to my place, hot stuff."

You blink in surprise. That was a deep voice. A VERY deep voice.

You suddenly realize that she doesn't HAVE a purse! You run quickly from the bar, Sara is long gone.

THE END
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