Blind Date

"No, not really.", you say honestly.

You take her hand and run your tongue from her wrist, to her elbow and towards her shoulder.

"EEEEEEWWWWwwwwwwww....!!!!", you exclaim, pulling her soggy arm back.

You dart forward and lick her wetly from her forehead to her chin. She jumps up and begins running for the door! You run after her with your tongue lolling out of your mouth as she runs down the street, darting quick looks behind her.

You lose her on the dark streets and drive home alone. Strangely enough, she refuses to return any of your calls.

THE END
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