Blind Date

You place her hand on your crotch. She pulls her hand back and slaps you full across the face.

"You pig!", she shouts.

"Is that chump bothering you?", asks the large man by the door.

"He was just leaving", Sara says. The large man places his meaty hand on your shoulder and escorts you out of the club.

You aren't allowed back in and Sara doesn't come back out.

Well, at least you got a little action down below.

THE END
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