Blind Date

"Look, Sara. Here's your money back, I just saved you some cash!", you say as you hand over her tip.

"You mean, you DID take the money off the table?!!?", she says in disbelief. "What kind of psycho are you?! Look, just take me home, okay?"

You take Sara home, amazed at her sudden change in mood. Jeez, you just saved her some money and suddenly she flips out! What a strange girl!

THE END