Hansel And Gretel: The Right Way

Hansel goes to investigate the noise expecting to see his father. Instead, he sees his mother trying to cut down a tree near where Hansel was picking up twigs.
"Mother what are you doing?" Hansel asks perplexed.
"Well I was going to give you some firewood but I see you want to do it yourself," the women said. "Let me help you."
The women swung the axe above her head and let if fall quickly towards Hansel. Birds scattered from the area. The chopping went silent. When the woodcutter returned later he found the women by a small fire, clothes soaked in blood.
"What have you done," the woodcutter said in shock.
"Hansel found out and tried to attack me, I did what I had to," the women said. "Now we will leave the sleepy one here and we will be rid of them both."

A literal side-splitting ending. As for Gretel, no fire would warm her. She woke up, she cried, she froze to death.

Bad Ending #3
End Of Story