Queen of Pentacles

Leaving your abode you find a woman through the internet that does Psychic readings. Rumor has it she's the best of the best and that's why you decide to try her, see if she knows anything real. Her name is Heather and she accepts your request for a reading. You bring 40 dollars, and a few incantations in your mind. She welcomes you with a hug. She's a very gaudy woman with straight long blonde hair. Her house is a disaster but in the middle is a clearing with a table and a deck of cards in the piles they need to be. Your gaze shifts back over her, she's a plump woman, tall despite this, and she wears a skirt and shirt, both black to add ambiance you think. Your hope plummets. You sit down on the chair at one side of the table and you stare her down as she sits.
"May I have a glass of water?" You ask politely and she dotes and nods yes before leaving to fetch one. You mutter and incantation known for turning water to tea. She comes back a moment later with a single brow raised and a hand on her hip.
"You could've just asked!" She chides. She brushes the cards off the table and brings instead a book, thick and dusty.

What do you ask first?
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