The Church

You look over at the Squier Strat and notice that it's body design has the perfect curvature of a healthy human spine.

You press the Squier into Taylor's back and apply a great amount of pressure until a loud 'CRACK!' ensues.

Taylor: "That did it!"

Off in the distance you can barely make out a hobo, shaking his fist and tossing his box of Vermouth in a fit of rage.

As you leave The Church, and pull up to Long&Mcquade, you see a sign posted in their window, showing they are sponsoring tonights show and awarding the prize money.
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