Savages of the Sacred Salvage

Like hell you're going to drop your only weapon.

"Begone, demons!" you yell, waving your arms to try and intimidate them.

"Bob, she's not dropping the knife."

"Nope."

"Well okay, I'll just stun her I guess...no actually, you do it, rookie. This is good practice."

"What, me? Sure, I guess..."

A piercing bolt of fire suddenly strikes you in the chest. You scream and collapse.

"Oh...shit! Oh no! I forgot to set it to stun!"

"Damn, really? Bob, he forgot to set the gun to stun!"

"Aw man, that sucks."

"I'm sorry!" says the young man, once again sounding a lot like Chameek.

"Hey, it's not a huge deal. Newbie mistake, it happens. It's gonna mean a lot of paperwork to fill out, but I guess that's good practice too."

You die.
End Of Story