Midnight Snack

I hop the fence, and start rummaging through one of the bales of hay around here. I find a canteen of water, and a rusty old tool, not exactly sure what kind of tool it is, but it looks perfect for throwing at stuff.
I throw the tool at the side of the house as I make my way around the farm to the barn. The tool made a loud crash and shattered the window of the house. Out comes the farmhand looking angrier than before. When his back is turned, I stealthily maneuver to the barn and rest on a haystack.