It's the best

She gets on her phone real quick. "Alright, alright, you're full of shit, hold on..."

She goes to infinite-story.com.

You instruct her to find the story called "It's the best" and click it.

She starts going through the story...

"What the fuck is this stupid story..."

Then she gets to the house arc.

Your heart starts beating faster... what happens if she actually gets to THIS PAGE?

"Oh my god, nobody ever told you the house was on fire?? What the fuuuck!"

"Oh, I guess this must be me... They didn't say a DAMN thing about me!"

"Here we go... you save me... okay... this is creepy, dude."

"Alright, this must be the last page."