It's the best
As soon as you take a single step towards the door, a deep, booming voice emanates from beyond it.
"Foolish adventurer, you approach the Door to Greatness. Entrance shall only be granted to the Righteousest of Dudes, the Bodaciousest of Bruhs, and the One Who Is Cooler Than the Underside of a Pillow. That's right."
"You must prove to me that you have gathered all 17 Good Things into your collective conscious, and only once you have done that, may you enter the BEST ENDING.
So let's start with Good Thing 1. How did you get it?"
"Foolish adventurer, you approach the Door to Greatness. Entrance shall only be granted to the Righteousest of Dudes, the Bodaciousest of Bruhs, and the One Who Is Cooler Than the Underside of a Pillow. That's right."
"You must prove to me that you have gathered all 17 Good Things into your collective conscious, and only once you have done that, may you enter the BEST ENDING.
So let's start with Good Thing 1. How did you get it?"