The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

Disguised as an e-mail, Joe jumps out of Jenn's computer, throws a sticky plasma grenade on the back of Jenn's head, and runs out of the room. Jenn doesn't even have time to change her journal picture icon.

Boom.

Lesson of this story: Joe Kirkendall is a horrible answer to any question.
End Of Story