To Swindle a Succubus

Meanwhile in the underworld, a group of other succubi were relaxing in a spring of liquid flame. To mortal souls, this would be excruciatingly painful, but to demons it is quite relaxing. One of the succubi, called Minnie by the others, let out a contented sigh before turning to the demoness beside her and asking "So Lilly, aquire any souls of interest lately?"

"Well, The Boss did send me a new arrival not long ago, a serial rapist or something like that."

"So what did you do with him?"

"I thought it would be fitting for him to be surrounded by beautiful women for eternity, but imagine his surprise when he drops his pants and his equipment is gone!"

They all laugh wickedly as Fiona enters the scene and joins them in the tub after stripping off her outfit. "Hey Fiona, how's it going?" Asks the one called Minnie. Fiona only grunts and pouts in response.

"What's the matter?" Asks Lilly "Lets just say the next time a mortal tries to summon me, I'm not answering." Said Fiona grumpily "Why? What happened?" Fiona tells them how she had been tricked by a mortal boy into being his girlfriend for eternity. How do the others respond?
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