Crazy Dream

"Hey, kid! Want a joint?"
"No way! Drugs are for hookers and fat people!"
"Oh, come on! You know ya want it!"
"No! No, sir, I don't!"
"Yes ya do!"
"No, I don't"
"Yes ya do, ya mothah wiotch!!!!"
"What's a wiotch?"
"It's a witch."
"So you just called me a mother witch?"
"Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I did."
"Oh, well then."
"Can I offer you a sweet cigar?"
"NOOOOOOOOO! Must escape the aroma!" The aroma knocks you out.