Blind Date

You stand precariously on the edge of your chair, putting the finishing touches onto your tower. It's a true masterpiece!

Suddenly, you lean too far forward...you step onto the table to regain your balance. Unfortunately, it is a single pedestal table! You land flat on your back on the floor. You look up in horror as the table wobbles forward and back, the entire tower wobbling with it.

The tower pitches backwards one more time, before coming directly forward!

That night at the hospital, you brag about how high your tower was to all the nurses and doctors.
End Of Story