Blind Date

You and Sara have a few more drinks. Surprisingly, Sara keeps up with you drink for drink.

You laugh loudly at her jokes and at your own. Sara looks around, embarrassed.

Suddenly, your stomach does a loop and the drinks spew from your mouth and nose...all over Sara!

She jumps up, angry and disgusted.

You sheepishly call her a cab. When the cab arrives, she (surprisingly?) doesn't want to share it with you.

One of the big rules in life, never drink too much on an empty stomach!

But, you did get something to remind you of your date, the next day Sara sends you her cleaning bill.
End Of Story