Blind Date

The waiter rolls his eyes at you and Sara sighs.

You strike up a conversation with the young hot blonde next to you. She answers politely, but keeps peeking looks at her watch.

Before the waiter even arrives with the menu, Sara says, "Oh boy, look at the time. Gosh, it's awefully late. Could you take me home now, please?"

With no other choice, you take Sara home. You try to call her again, but suddenly Sara's schedule has become very full and she is too busy to go on a second date with you.

Loosen up and take that pickle out of your butt!!!

THE END
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