Blind Date
You wait and wait and wait... You drift off to sleep.
A knock on the window wakes you up. The bright morning light shocks you, you slept through the entire night!!!
Standing outside the window is Sara. She has long blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her lips are full and pink. She's wearing tight black pants and an even tighter cut-off t-shirt.
"I am, like, SOOOO sorry!", she says. "I thought you stood me up! I've been waiting inside for you all this time! We'll have to try this some other time."
Awwwww, crap. Well, maybe you should have known better than trying to wait for a woman.
THE END
A knock on the window wakes you up. The bright morning light shocks you, you slept through the entire night!!!
Standing outside the window is Sara. She has long blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her lips are full and pink. She's wearing tight black pants and an even tighter cut-off t-shirt.
"I am, like, SOOOO sorry!", she says. "I thought you stood me up! I've been waiting inside for you all this time! We'll have to try this some other time."
Awwwww, crap. Well, maybe you should have known better than trying to wait for a woman.
THE END
