Blind Date
The older lady jumps and clutches her chest. Her eyes bulge and she slowly slumps to the ground.
Sara rushes out the door yelling, "Granny!"
She has long blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her lips are full and pink. She's wearing tight black pants and an even tighter cut-off t-shirt.
She runs to the woman flailing on the ground and tries to soothe her.
"Are you ready for our date?", you ask the girl in a friendly voice.
She glares at you.
The ambulance arrived shortly after and took Granny Smith to the hospital. She passed away from her heart attack. Hmmmmm....you wonder if Sara has a date for the funeral, maybe you should give her a call?
THE END
Sara rushes out the door yelling, "Granny!"
She has long blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her lips are full and pink. She's wearing tight black pants and an even tighter cut-off t-shirt.
She runs to the woman flailing on the ground and tries to soothe her.
"Are you ready for our date?", you ask the girl in a friendly voice.
She glares at you.
The ambulance arrived shortly after and took Granny Smith to the hospital. She passed away from her heart attack. Hmmmmm....you wonder if Sara has a date for the funeral, maybe you should give her a call?
THE END
