Er-Odd-Ic
Maybe this is not a reflection, but... something that looks just like you? You figure this isn't something you want to take chances on.
Like a dog trying to determine whether it's reflection is another dog, you perform a series of complex movements consisting of various poses, chaotic dance moves, and stretched. With each movment, the figure in the mirror mimics you perfectly.
You then realize something- the primary difference between you and your reflection is that you're wearing clothes while it is nude. You begin to get dirty thoughts... what if the key isn't the difference in movement... but the difference in fabric? Surely, one would orgasm quicker if they weren't wearing any clothing?
Like a dog trying to determine whether it's reflection is another dog, you perform a series of complex movements consisting of various poses, chaotic dance moves, and stretched. With each movment, the figure in the mirror mimics you perfectly.
You then realize something- the primary difference between you and your reflection is that you're wearing clothes while it is nude. You begin to get dirty thoughts... what if the key isn't the difference in movement... but the difference in fabric? Surely, one would orgasm quicker if they weren't wearing any clothing?