The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Chico Hammitt:[Unsure] I don't know...Knowing my brothers we'll be annoyed all to hell...

Clayton Grimm: Most likely...But I hear they have amazing food...And there's a blonde that works there sometimes who's to die for...

CH:[Hugging his arm] You talking about me?

CG:[Sarcastically] No...Caprie...[Normal] Of course I'm talking about you...

CH: Alright...Let's go...Clayby!

CG: Lead the way...[Pats her on the butt] Fairy Hills...

CH: Clay!

[They arrive at the Hammitt Family Cafe]

Travis Hammitt:[Bored] Hello...How many...[He sees it's his older sister and Clayton] Sis!? What are you doing here with him?!

CG: Well...I wanted to take my girlfriend here out on a date...And I hear high praise about this place...

TH:[Surprised] No way! You two actually are hooking up?!...MAN...I owe Calvin 200J...

CG: You guys too?!...Well...If the service is good enough, I just might give a 20,200J tip...

TH: Alright! I have a perfect spot for you two![He leads them to a beautiful booth, halfway along the wall] Here you are...Can I get you any drinks to start?

CG: Heard you guys make a mean malt shake...A large one of those should be good...Peanut butter and chocolate… And two straws...

TH: Sure thing…[He leaves to return with their shakes]

CG: So...Sweet thing...What do you recommend?...

CH: The Seven sandwiches are pretty good...Uncle Quarcio* adapted it from a bunch of different recipes he found out about when he traveled at Seven...And the Bellum paninis are really good too...I think I'll do that actually...Turkey and provolone…

CG: Yeah?!...Then I'll do that Seven sandwich...With some fries...And a Seven coffee...The biggest you can get…

CH: Are you sure?...That stuff is REALLY strong and concentrated…

CG: Oh, I know...I like my coffee like I like my women...Strong, but sweet…

CH:[Giggles] Clay!...

Calvin Hammitt:[Coming with the Malt shake] YES! In your face Travis!...Here you two are![He sets down the shake with the two straws in it]

CG: Hey...Calvin...If you don't mind me asking...Who did Travis think I'd end up with?

CalH: Your neighbor, Lucy Heartfilia...Because she's your neighbor as well as a Celestial Wizard…

CH: Seriously?!...You two are the second pair of people to bet on that…

CG: No...They're the first...Griff and Happy are glorified cat, baby…

CH: True...Anyways, we'll be having a Seven sandwiche and Seven coffee for him-

CG[Interrupting] The biggest you can do it…

CalH: Dude...I had just a sip of that stuff and I ran around the town for eight hours straight before I crashed...You sure you want to do that?

CG: Yep!...My body processes caffeine differently than it would for most people...I just gives me an increase in stamina…

CalH: Okay...And what about you, Cici?

CH:[Mad] CALVIN! You know I hate it when you guys call me that!...

CG: I think it's pretty cute...Just like the girl being called it…

CH:[Blushing] Clay…

CalH: *Bleh!*...What do you want, Sis?...

CH: A turkey and provolone Bellum panini...With a cob salad...And a water with lemon…

CalH: Okay...I'll put that in for you…[He walks off]

CG: So...We gonna split this shake or what?

CH:[Blushing] Alright...But no backwash…

CG: Wouldn't dream of it...Besides...We've probably had enough of each other's saliva...Cici…

CH: Well...We'll see if we swap some more...C-Low…

CG:[Brushing his hand on her thigh] OH...You'll ‘C’ just how ‘Low’ I can go…

CH:[Blushing intensely] Clay! We're in public!...

CG: Sorry...I'M just a bit thirsty…

CH: Well...We have this shake in front of us for a reason…

CG: We sure do…

[After they sipped the shake about a middle of the way down, Travis and Calvin came back with the rest of their food]

TH:Here's your sandwich, fries and coffee…[Setting it down in front of Clayton]

CalH: And heres your Turkey panini and salad…[Setting it down in front of Chico]

Hammitt Twins:[As they leave] Enjoy…

CG:[Smells all the food] Mmmm...Smells delicious!...[He dips a fry into the Malt shake and eats it. Enjoying it] Mmmm…

CH: Did you just dip your fry in our shake?...Never seen that before…

CG: Oh, really?...[Dipping another fry. Offering it to Chico] Here!...The salty and sweetness work well together...And you completely forget about the starch…

CH:[Biting it from his hand] Mmmm...It is good!...It's like a sweet pretzel…

CG:[After taking a bite of his sandwich] Mmmm...This actually tastes like an authentic Seven sandwich…[Sipping the coffee] Mmm MMM!...Now THAT'S a Seven coffee…

CH:[Eating her panini] Mmmm...You know...The good part about having a family cafe is you get an excuse to eat everything on the menu...Eventually…[Taking a bite of her salad] Mmmm...You wanna bite?[She readies a bite on her fork]

CG: Don't mind if I do…[He takes the bite fed to him by Chico] Mmmm...Fresh greens and vegetables...And that dressing is amazing…

CH: Yeah...It's a family recipe…

Ruchio Hammitt:[Approaching] Is everything to you liking today?

CG: Yeah Ruchi-Oh!...*Gulp!* I mean yes, Mr. Hammitt!...It's all very delicious!

CH: Hi dad! I think you nearly scared the pants of my boyfriend…

RH:[Baffled] Boyfriend!?!...You two!?!

CG:[Stampering] Uhm yes sir! I mean Mr. Hammitt sir! Well...You see...I-No...WE have had feelings for each other for awhile and-

RH:[Victorious] YES! I knew it! Jude owes me a fourtune![Shaking Clayton's hand] Thank you for choosing my daughter young man! Not only is it wonderful to see my daughter happy, but this means that Jude owes me 500,000,000J!

CH: DAD! You and Uncle Jude betted on who Clay picked too?!

CG: You know...This is less surprising...You and Mr. Heartfilia practically fought over who I'd choose…Not to mention Layla and Cassandra...And honestly...I wasn't that hard a choice to make…

Cassandra* Hammitt:[Entering the cafe] Of course it wasn't a hard choice to make…[Pinching Chico's cheeks] You can't say no to this adorable face!

CH:[Embarrassed] ¡Mamá! ¡Me estás avergonzando delante de mi novio!(Mama! You're embarrassing me in front of my boyfriend!)

CassH:[Letting go of Chico] Ah! I'm sorry mí hija! It's just so good to be here and see my daughter all happy!

Hammitt Twins:[Running towards Cassandra] Mamá![They hug her]

CassH:[Hugging back] Mi hijos bambino! Y mi corazón![She kisses Ruchio]

RH:[Kissing Cassandra] My love!...It's been TOO long![Hugging her]

CH: It's...Actually only been a day…

CassH: Yes!...But I see that you took my advice, mí niña!

CH:[To Clay] When did you cast Reemergence?

CG: When I kissed you...Mind if I do it again?...

CH:[Flattered] Clay…

[They kiss once again]

Hammitt Twins:[Grossed out] Ewww! Get a room you too!

CG: Don't test us...I've got plenty of rooms back at the Heights…

Hammitt Twins:[Even more grossed out] Ewwwww!

RH: Don't be disgusted boys...It's a part of life…

TH: Yeah...And I'm sure Calvin would want to kiss Clairissa…

*POW!*

CalH:[Embarrassed and infuriated. Lying] SHUT UP TRAVIS!

RH: You two have been hanging out a lot…

CG: There's nothing wrong with that, Calvin...After all...You and Claire are the same age…But she's into mature people...

CalH: I'M mature!

TH: Yeah...And I'm a sleeping giant…

CassH:[Nervous chuckle]

RH:[To Clay] You were saying that it wasn't hard for you to choose...How so?

CG: Well...First off, she looked strikingly like my mom's apprentice/One of my babysitters...And second...She just whined too much…

CalH: You mean like this!?[He powdered his face with flour and used some blue utensil holders to tie a lock of his hair into a bow. Imitating Lucy's whining voice with eerie accuracy] HEY! I don't whine! Why would you say something like that Clay!?!

TH:[After covering his entire head in flour, and using a large carrot for a nose. Imitating Plue]

CG&CH:[LTFAO] MAN...That was actually pretty good you two!

CG: Seriously...I know a talent agent...And you guys might have something going on here…

Hammitt Twins: Really?!

CG:[Confirming] Really…[Continues] But...As for another reason I chose Chico...Well...I really got to open up to her...And vise versa...Plus, once she stopped hitting me in the gonads...I noticed she's actually pretty...And pretty nice…[To Chico] So...Wanna finish up and we can do something else?

CH: Sure...But...We can't leave without having some gelato…

RH: Of course you can't! Our gelato is actually pretty well known in Fiore! It's fior-di-latte(Flower of milk. A.K.A. Top quality fresh milk) gelato!

CG: Then we'll take some for to-go...So…[About to pull out his wallet] how much do I owe-

RH: It's on the house…

CG: Mr. Hammitt, money isn't an issue for me-

RH: I know it isn't...You've done so much for my family...Showed me the errors of my ways...Brought closure to me after losing my Cassandra...And...You've been there for my daughter...In ways I could never have...On behalf of the Hammitt Family...I thank you…

CassH:[Hugging Clay] Gracias…[She releases him]

CG: No...Thank you...For all of this...It's been awhile since I've seen how a real family is...And...I'm glad I still have one in this town…And...In Fairy Tail...

CH:[Holding Clay's hand] So...What flavor gelato you getting?

CG: Well...Unfortunately you guys don't have my new favorite flavor…

RH: Really?

Hammitt Twins: We don't?

CassH: What's your favorite flavor mi amor?

CG:[Holding Chico] Whatever flavor your lips are…

CH:[Flattered] Aww!

CassH: Aww!

RH: Aww!

Hammitt Twins:[Disgusted] Eww!

CG:[After having another kiss from Chico] So...How bout some chocolate-vanilla swirl...Just like the both of us…

CH: Yeah...I remember that we're both mulattos...That also sounds good…

Mr. & Mrs. Hammitt: We'll get that for you…[They head off to get them there gelato]

CalH: So...What are you planning on next with our sis?

CG:...

Quarcio Hammitt--Ruchio's older brother. Same color eyes and hair with some brushes of greys.

Cassandra A-Hammitt--Ruchio's belated wife and the mother of Chico, Calvin and Travis. Hair and eye colors mirror Chico totally. Her skin complexion is of a decent tan.
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